Trying to work out the story of this pitch invader is taxing.

During the Brazilian first division match between Santos and Sao Paulo on Sunday night a transvestite-looking pitch invader managed to get maximum exposure as they ran onto the pitch after Neymar had scored the only goal of the contest for the hosts.

Wearing a ridiculously skimpy black-and-white thong that just about covered his manhood, the waxed, man-boobed fella skipped across the turf before eventually being caught by the on-site security.

Once manhandled, the pitch invader looked a little too happy to have a couple of burly chaps making sure he was firmly in their grasp in one of the gayest scenes of the 2010/11 season so far.

Footage of the pitch invader making his way onto the turf can be seen here while video of the pitch invader being escorted off the pitch can be seen here.